Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)
(via only1600kids)

Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster.
(photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)YES
(via hand)
(via hand)
I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.
this needs to be on everyone’s dash…
Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself
Michelle Obama 2020
(via hotboyproblems)
(via confirmance)
Okay no you guys listen
the fucking Westburo Baptist Church is training a goddamn Jigglypuff to take on the Leader of the Gym parked in their front yard, ran by trainer Pinknose and his fucking Clefairy named LoveisLove but they’re such bigmouthed pussies theres been no fight yet just a bunch of talk and I physically cannot goddamn handle thiswhat the fuck
what the fuck guys jugglypuff is like the gayest pokemon smol pink puff balls what the FUCK
They… they really posted this.
What a time to be alive
I can’t believe I actually have to read the words ‘sodomite Clefairy" with my own two eyes
2016 is officially the weirdest year ever
(via atracaelum)